Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Doing chores prevents breast cancer?
Yah, it had to be written by a guy...
At least that's what my wife says.
There is a study recently released that shows that women who do chores are less likely to get breast cancer than women who don't. It even says that it protects women more than doing sports.
Husband: "Martha, go wash them dishes or you'll get breast cancer."
Wife: (Wacks husband on back of head with frying pan.)
Now, there are other studies - released by women - that tell of other things that also have health benefits for men:
Cleaning the attic - prevents an attack of excessive nagitis.
Mowing the yard - prevents hearing damage from 'repetitive nag syndrome'.
Buying her flowers - reduces sexual tension by letting him actually get some...
Taking her shopping - reduces blood pressure and cures insomnia by inducing sleep while she tries on 387 different pairs of shoes.
Holding her purse while shopping - increases heart rate (aerobic exercise) by man's fear of being seen by his bowling buddies.
Washing the dishes - reduces the chance of blunt force trauma from her hitting you on the back of the head for telling her to do the dishes to prevent breast cancer.
That's it for this post. I have to go wash the dishes for medical reasons...
At least that's what my wife says.
There is a study recently released that shows that women who do chores are less likely to get breast cancer than women who don't. It even says that it protects women more than doing sports.
Husband: "Martha, go wash them dishes or you'll get breast cancer."
Wife: (Wacks husband on back of head with frying pan.)
Now, there are other studies - released by women - that tell of other things that also have health benefits for men:
That's it for this post. I have to go wash the dishes for medical reasons...
