Scrambled Neurons

Ok, it's been a while. Too much bad, sad stuff going on, so rather than bring you down, I want to report on an upcoming event with Fearless Leader, AKA George Bush.
George Bush is coming to Kernersville, NC on Monday, December 5th.
So far, no reason for this event has been given out, and it's all very hush-hush.

However...


Using the secret resources found here we figured out what is going to happen.

Here goes:

George Bush comes to Kernersville, NC, to meet with school leaders and for a photo-op with some sixth graders.


All the sixth graders get called into the auditorium, where he gives a short speech about the importance of getting a good education.

When his speech is done, he offers some question time.


The questions go like this:

One little boy puts up his hand, and George asks him what his name is.

"Bob," says the boy.

"And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.


When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"


A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.


"Steve," says the boy.


"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?

And fifth, where is Bob?"

Have a great weekend, and keep those teenagers out of trouble!